Thursday, August 25, 2011

American Idol's Funniest Audition

Guy sounds like a Woman

Most Psycho American Idol Contestant Ever

Lady Farts on Live Workout Tape

Whackadoodles


BLESSED ARE THE Whackadoodles , FOR THEY LET IN THE LIGHT!
TWENTY-NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

1. My first wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 

6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9.
I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14..
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17.
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18
. Procrastinate Now!
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23.
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 26. Ham and eggs... A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27.
The trouble with life is there's no back ground music. 28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29.
I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!
Life is too short and
friends are too few!


Thursday, June 30, 2011

Picture: Eww Eww & Eww..

Come on please open up your legs alittle more.. i just cant help myself.. i want to see it all!!!
People do you know what CLOTHES are !!! Its used to cover all unneeded body parts to not traumatize the rest of the population!!! Eww Eww Ewwwwww !!

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Funny Video: Kids



Thought you needed a little laughter in your life??? Check out this video! They are babies but ohh boy cant stop laughing!!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Videos: Woman Misses her Flight



I think this woman is on crack! If you speak the language or know why she is so hysterical due tell!!
We know she missed her flight but..... nevermind no comment. LOLOL