Chuck Norris Jokes

-Chuck Norris named his dog Stain just for the pure humor of saying "Come Stain"

-How does Chuck Norris turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? He gives the bitch a shovel.

-Chuck Norris doesnt fart. No asshole ever talks shit behind Chuck's back.

-Chuck Norris can eat a banana and make eye contact and nobody would say anything

-When Chuck Norris finds Waldo, Waldo better have a good fucking excuse

-Chuck Norris wasnt ejactulated, as a sperm cell he WALK out of his dads penis and jumped into his moms womb. Chuck Norris doesn't give any man pleasure!!!

-When Chuck Norris wants to burn some calories he lights a fat kid on fire

-Chuck Norris believes in women's rights... the right to make a sandwich

-Chuck Norris has no problem picking up women at bars. He just sits at the bar and licks his eyebrows.

-Chuck Norris needs only two words for foreplay: Brace yourself!!!

-Chuck noriss was born laughing and had 1 fist closed. he opend his hand, they found a birth control pill. NOTHING BEATS CHUCK NORISS!

-When Chuck Norris flips you off it means he wants to punch you so bad his fist has a boner.

-Chuck Norris knows how to kill a circus...
he goes for the juggler

-Did you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a brother or a sister?
Cuz no body ever had the guts to fuck his mother!!!

-Chuck norris phone doesnt vibrate it shivers in fear

-Chuck Norris doesn't wear a seatbelt, he tells the car to hold the fuck on.

-A great mystery of the universe: when Chuck Norris puts his pants on, where does his penis go?

-Chuck norris prefers cats over dogs .. the fact that he can kill something 9 times in 9 different ways excites him

Elvis

Cloning gone wrong!!!

Funny Dance Mainia!!!

Seriously come on where Are His Parents?! The 9yr Old Latin Bailarin (Bailarin = Lil Boy Droppin It All Crazy & Dancing Like Shakira)

Angry Birds

Really?? I dont think so ?? But it is quit funny to watch when your bored at work, home, office, flight, blah blah blah.. You get the picture!!

Charlie Sheen : Woman

Are you kidding me ?? Whore's are goddesses now!! (in his words there Bit**es) Pierce Morgan Chucklle's when he hears Charlie Speak!! Cant miss this clipping!! It will make you CHUCKLLE.COM!!

Kim Kardashian's Song of a Joke!!

Okie so can i be a singer now too!! Reallly just auto adjust my voice and ill become a singer too..Let us know if you like the song??

Al Capone and the Chi town Days!!

     Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned  Chicago. Capone wasn't
famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy
city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder.

        Capone had a lawyer nicknamed 'Easy Eddie.' He was Capone's
lawyer for a good reason. Eddie was very good! In fact, Eddie's skill
at legal maneuvering kept Big Al out of jail for a long time.

Justin Bieber Joke!!

Justin Bieber runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by Sheriff Chuck. Bieber thinks that he is smarter than Chuck because he is sure that he has a better education. Bieber decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at Chuck's expense. Chuck says, "License and registration, please." bieber says, "What for?" Chuck says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign" Bieber says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Chuck says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration please." Bieber says, "What's the difference?" Chuck says, "The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law License and registration, please!" Bieber says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket." Chuck says, "Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, Chuck takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving snot out of Justin Bieber and says "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"