Remember how when you were growing up you always thought having X-ray vision would be the greatest thing in the world? Yeah, I’ll let you stew on that for a while and reconsider your friends argument for being able to fly as the best power.
I bet he thinks it is the coolest thing to pick up the ladies That just can't be real Keeping it real, gangsta. 2pac would be proud.
She just couldn't decide Nice head mustache... Do it yourself dress The shorts say it all Now that IS a purse and not a satchel Must be from Hangover 2 Pepsi the taste of the new generation
Holy cr@p that is some scary sh*t right there Both pumps are broken Passed out from the excitement I'm not sure why she is smiling but I would run Pimpin'9 Egyptian style
I feel like I’d be less grossed out if there was an actual monkey behind you picking bugs and shit out of there. But alas, I’ll just have to settle for your back hair in my macaroni salad. Unknown
Take a moment and just think of all the irresponsible people who could have stopped this from happening. The inventor, the manufacturer, the distributor, the person who orders inventory, the sales clerk, the cashier, friends/family/strangers, a mirror, common sense. If any one of these simply spoke up to correct a wrong, we would all have been better off. So remember this lesson.