Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Best of "Shit my Dad Says"

"Son, no one gives a sh*t about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."

"You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again after your bullshit dies out over someone else's house."

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it f***ed you."

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