The Men Jokes

TWO OLD MEN REALIZE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS
 AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
 AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL

 THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS
 AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST
 TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.
 THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING
 TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW
 THE DIFFERENCE."

 THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD
 MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.

 AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU
 KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!"

 "DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?"

 "WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE
 TIME I WAS LOVING HER."

 HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS
 A WITCH."

 "A WITCH ??. . . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"

 "WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON
 THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE
 FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TAKING MY
 TEETH WITH HER."