Never Lie to a Woman

               A man called home to his wife and said,
          "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada  with my boss
                and several of his friends, we'll be gone for a week.
       This is a good opportunity to get that Promotion I've been wanting,
                 so could you please pack enough clothes for a week
         and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office
                  and I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
                 " Oh! and please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

        The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being the good wife she is,
                        did exactly what her husband asked.

                The following weekend he came home a little tired,
                               but otherwise looking good.

         The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

        He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.

       But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to?"

                     You'll love this answer.....

                     The wife replied,
                                      
                       "I did. They're in your fishing box ..."

                    Never Lie To A Woman.!