Funny Jokes

A guy was stranded on a desert island alone with supermodel Giselle. Initially, she was not interested in him, so he playedit cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks. Finally, both half mad from being stranded and starved for human contact they began a passionate, animalistic affair. After several months, the guy approached his sexy model and said,“I have a problem… It’s kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you afavor.” She replied, “Okay lover,” to which he asked, “Can I borrow your eyebrowpencil?” She looked at him in confusion, but obliged. The guy then asked, “Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?” Giselle was growing worried, but again gave into her partner, so the guy drew a mustache on her. Then the guy said, “Can you wear some of my clothes? I need for you to look more like a man.” She was becoming quite upset at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes. Finally, the guy said to her, “Do you mind if I call you Phil?” Giselle had now become very dejected but wanted to keep the peace and was a little curious and said “No, I guess not, you can call me Phil.” So, the guy reached out and grabbed her by the arms and shouted madly but with pride “Phil, dude, I've been fucking Giselle all day, every day,for months! High five buddy!"