Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Funny Joke

So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter I lasted less than a day. about 2 hours in my first day on the job a very ugly loud mean woman cones in yelling and cussing at her 2 kids.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, good morning welcome to Walmart. nice children you have are they twins. The woman stops yelling long enough to say hell no they aren't twins. One is 7 And the other one is 10.

Why would u think their twins? are u blind or just stupid?

So I replied, I'm neither blind or stupid ma'am, I just can't believe anyone would fu** you twice. Have a good day and thank you foe shopping at Walmart.

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