One day Little Billy is at school showing off his new Spiderman watch.
When Little Johnny spots it he asks, How did you get that watch?
"I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex." explained Billy
My Dad shouted at me, then later came to apologize and bought me this new watch to say sorry.
That night Johnny had a plan, he'd stay awake until he heard his Mum and Dad getting down to it and then burst in on them and maybe get a watch for himself. Everything went to plan and as he burst in shouting, I wanna watch!
Go get yourself a chair and be quiet then. replied his Dad.
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