Dirty Joke

A woman has a facelift for her 50th birthday. she spends 15,000, and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newstand to buy a paper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "Just wanted to ask, how old do you think I am?" "About 32?" was his reply. "Nope! I'm actually 50! she cheered. A while later she goes into a McDonald's and ask the counter girl the same question. Girl replies, "About 29." Woman smiles. "Nope, I'm 50!" At the drugstore, the guy guessed, "You're 30!" She responds, I'm 50, but thank you! While waiting for the bus she asked an old man the same question. he replies, "lady, I'm 78, my eyesight is going, but I know there is a sure fire way to tell how old you are. it requires me to put my hands under your bra, and I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are." She thought a moment, then decided, what the hell, go ahead. he slips his hand under her bra and squeezed her breast together, massaging them, and squeezing her nipples. she flinched. Okay! How old am I? He removes his hands and says, "Ma'am, you're 50." Amazed, the woman asked, "Wow, how could you tell?" the old man says, "promise you wont get mad?" I promise I won't! she says. "I was standing behind you at McDonald's.

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