Dave walks into the bar and sees his friend Bob. Bob seems very happy and is in a great mood. Dave asks, "Why you so happy today Bob?" Bob replies, "Well Dave, I was polishing my boat yesterday and this really hot chick asked me if she could ride in my boat. So of course I said yes. I rowed us out to the middle of the lake and said, 'You can either screw me or swim back!' She couldn't swim Dave! She couldn't swim!"
The next day Dave walks into the bar and sees Bob, all happy and content again. "Why you so happy today Bob?" he asks. "Cuz Dave, another hot chick asked me for a ride in my boat and so I took her to the middle of the lake and said 'You either screw me or swim back!' She couldn't swim Dave! She couldn't swim!"
The next dat Dave walks into the bar and sees Bob crying and sobbing hopelessly. "Why you so sad today Bob?" he asks. "Well, another hot chick asked me for a ride in my boat so I said yes. I took her out to the middle of the lake and said 'You either screw me or swim back!' Then she stood up, pulled her pants down and whipped out a D***! I can't swim Dave! I can't swim!!"
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